Ten Things I’ve Come to Realize on My 40th Birthday

Turning 40

Ten Things I’ve Come to Realize on My 40th Birthday Like most people, I didn’t want to think about this decade.  Despite all this “40 is the new 30” crap, everyone knows it sucks giant donkey balls — having to check that new box every time you go anywhere is uber depressing.  Who knew the 30s would sound so good?  Lately, I knew I’ve had to face what was coming, so here are ten of my recent revelations: I can {Read More}

“Bachelor Pad” Episode 3 Recap: It’s Not You. It’s Me. No, It’s Really You.

Bachelor Pad crew

Today is my – ahem – 40th birthday, so in order not to lose too much time writing about a show that I’m pretty sure is slowly decaying my brain, I’m going to do this bullet-style, ‘cause that’s how I roll: Chris Harrison had a really good time saying “nut sack” during the already double entendre-filled game of “Hot Sludge Funday.”  Whoever came up with that idea has a twisted mind, and I like him.  I like him a lawt. {Read More}