The Facetime Effect

Sofia Vergara

Is it just me or can we all agree that we look like sweaty mutants with facial warts and fuzzy hair on Facetime? I know, I know, there are more important things going on in life, like the presidential election and, of course, the bacon shortage, but this has been bugging me for a while. Last night, my in-laws called to talk via Facetime, and it was like looking in a fucking circus mirror. As if Facetime isn’t already a huge cluster-eff, {Read More}