Ten Things I Learned Watching Last Night’s Episode of The Bachelorette

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It’s season one millionty of The Bachelorette and you’d think I’d be sick of the formulaic roles, predictable scandals, and “Who’s gonna tell X that Y isn’t here for the right reasons?” But ya know what? I still fucking love this shit. Eat it up. Nom. Nom. Nom. Tastes so good…like chicken and Chardonnay. I need to find a way to get paid to write about this train wreck but, in the meantime, I’ll have to stick to these somewhat {Read More}