The Bachelorette Recap: Das Es Not Gut

Desiree Hartsock The Bachelorette two on one date

Guys, I’m in a bad spot. I’m having a pretty serious case of¬†The Bachelorette¬†burnout: side effects include drinking a shit ton of Chardonnay, wearing wife beaters, and talking to those around me in really cheesy platitudes. I know, I know! What’s next? Coffee will lose its cool buzz that makes my children bearable? Wine will begin to taste nonalcoholic? Pizza will lose its ability to make me feel funny in the nethers (damn, it’s good)? I’ve actually even considered jumping {Read More}