12 Things I Learned From Last Night’s “Bachelor in Paradise”: Clare is Ancient

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Bachelor in Paradise continues to exceed my every expectation in the Mindless TV category.¬†Only The Walking Dead might compare in its ability to clench my butt cheeks, but zombies are a lot less scary than Clare Crawley after she’s been rejected. Shivers. Below are 12 things I took away from last night’s uber juicy episode: 1. Watching this show when you’re–ahem–39 is majorly depressing, as these folks consider Clare to be a fossil at 34. They are ready to put {Read More}