Things The Elf on the Shelf Would Say

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It’s that time of year again. You find yourself in one of three camps as a parent: The No Elf Family¬†(mad props, yo). The Reluctant Elf Family (forgets to move the damn thing every day; this is my camp). And the Balls-to-the-Wall Family. This post is for you ballers, as the things you do with that elf are astounding and, frankly, a little disturbing. And, you know what, if the Elf on the Shelf could talk, I think he’d have {Read More}