30 Facebook Buttons We’d Rather See Than “Dislike”

Much ado was made yesterday about the possibility of a “Dislike” button popping up on Facebook. I can tell you that many of us wish so-oo-oo-oo many other buttons would be given priority. I’ve shared 30 ideas we’d all prefer to see on Facebook more than the “dislike” button below:
Facebook dislike
1. Shut your piehole already.
2. Oh, the humblebrag again? Yawn.
3. Your food looks disgusting.
4. That’s amazeballs (NOT).
5. Stop saying “amazeballs”
6. Your mom
7. The Internet called to say, “SHUT THE F*CK UP!”
8. Your politics are horse-sh*t.
9. Well, that was blowhardy.
10. I hope you die on your vacation.
11. No one wants to see your hammertoes.
12. Less cat. More dog.
13. “This is the perfect forum for complaining,” said no one ever.
14. BFD
15. You’ve got 2 options: Learn to spell or get off Facebook.
16. I just wasted 30 seconds on THAT?
17. We get it. You’re awesome.
18. I know that photo is from 1992.
19. I remember my first cocktail.
20. Shhhh…
21. Put the selfie stick down.
22. You’re going to regret this in “Timehop”.
23. You’ve hit the limit on kid photos. Get the f*ck out.
24. “No, you’re schmoopy.”
25. Nope.
26. I’m calling B.S.
27. No, I will not post that status for an hour, mostly because you tried to shame me into doing it. Dick.
28. Was that English?
29. Thanks for making me hungry, A-hole.
30. Your inspirational meme makes me want to throat-throttle you.
Feel free to add your own. I’m sure I’ll dislike it.
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