A Somewhat WT Wine Review: Wild Horse Paso Robles Cabernet Sauvignon

Wild Horse Cabernet

Okay, so I guess it’s National Drink a Beer Day, but I much prefer me some vino. I’m not above beer, by any means, but it makes me burp (if you read my gassy post, you’re not surprised about this fact). I fancy myself a bit of a sommelier, but of the lower rent variety, as I tend to think that they all smell like a little bit of heaven and taste great with Cheetos.  I mean, what doesn’t?  Here {Read More}

The Facetime Effect

Sofia Vergara

Is it just me or can we all agree that we look like sweaty mutants with facial warts and fuzzy hair on Facetime? I know, I know, there are more important things going on in life, like the presidential election and, of course, the bacon shortage, but this has been bugging me for a while. Last night, my in-laws called to talk via Facetime, and it was like looking in a fucking circus mirror. As if Facetime isn’t already a huge cluster-eff, {Read More}

“The Bachelorette” Episode 3 Recap: Kids Are Not Alright

It’s funny to think that the execs and “masterminds” behind ABC’s The Bachelor and The Bachelorette series actually looked forward to this season, bending over backwards, frontward, and basically taking one up the bee-hind to get Emily on the show – even going so far as to move the entire set to a mansion in Charlotte (in the meantime, who wants to take a blacklight to the bedrooms in the LA mansion?  Ewwww).  Ironically, all the guys I know admit {Read More}